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28 October 2004

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Outback Steakhouse

Outback Steakhouse MenuA long time ago in a country far, far away I visited the Outback Steakhouse and was inspired by their hilariously tacky meal names: Melbourne Steak, Gold Coast Ribs, Kookaburra Wings, Ayers Rock Giblets, that sort of thing.

At the time I made up a new menu for them, which I will now regurgitate (err) for you.

Dead Dingo's Donger Desserts Wombat Snot Cheez-Wiz Goanna Toenail Clippings with Galah Dipping Sauce Quokka Quango Quince Paste Western Suburbs Cultural Wasteland Breadsticks Bloody Annoying Blowflys Crawling Up Your Nostrils Scare The Foreigners Snake Tongue Soup Stereotypical Crocodile Wrestling Mashed Potatoes Gratuitous Use Of The Word Crikey Bean Sprouts Aged Member Of Monarchy Still Head of State For Some Reason Prime Cut of Minister, Conservative Style Unsold Fluffy Toy Mascots From The Best Bloody Olympics Ever

And, for dessert:

Vegemite

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Posted by
AndrewJ
2004-10-28 15:08:04 -0500
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How about some Deep Fried American Foreign Policy, served with a Middle-Eastern source.


Posted by
Alastair
2004-10-28 15:08:04 -0500
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No thanks, I just can't stomach any more of that...