Outback Steakhouse
A long time ago in a country far, far away I visited the Outback Steakhouse and was inspired by their hilariously tacky meal names: Melbourne Steak, Gold Coast Ribs, Kookaburra Wings, Ayers Rock Giblets, that sort of thing.
At the time I made up a new menu for them, which I will now regurgitate (err) for you.
Dead Dingo’s Donger Desserts Wombat Snot Cheez-Wiz Goanna Toenail Clippings with Galah Dipping Sauce Quokka Quango Quince Paste Western Suburbs Cultural Wasteland Breadsticks Bloody Annoying Blowflys Crawling Up Your Nostrils Scare The Foreigners Snake Tongue Soup Stereotypical Crocodile Wrestling Mashed Potatoes Gratuitous Use Of The Word Crikey Bean Sprouts Aged Member Of Monarchy Still Head of State For Some Reason Prime Cut of Minister, Conservative Style Unsold Fluffy Toy Mascots From The Best Bloody Olympics Ever
And, for dessert:
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